Ahahaha Chuck Norris Quotes!

[-PLAGUE-]

I'll start us off

When Chuck Norris does a push up, He's not pushing himself up, He's pushing the world down.

[kenoneill]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Barefoot]

Holy 2005 batman!

[kenoneill]

hence the,

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

,should kill this nice and quick

[Mel'Kaven]

hence the,

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

,should kill this nice and quick

lawl so true

[CrazyChef]

Holy 2005 batman!

lol QFT

[McGrod]

reading briefly on the site heres my favourites:

There is no theory of evolution just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

There used to be a street named Chuck Norris but it was changed, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and Lives

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.


Chuck Norris can ride a bike without handlebars.

The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route instead.

[SCORP1ON]

Thing is,
This should be done to all you Chuck Norris Worshipers!!!

[Mensio]

[-PLAGUE-]

Bruce lee killed Chuck Norris

Yes Yes, but Bruce Lee isnt famous, Chuck Norris gave birth to his publicist, that is why he's famous.

[McGrod]

Although Bruce Lee was a superior warrior (DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO EDUCATE YOU ALL!)
Chuck Norris was superior in the following ways :

He had a beard AND a moustache.

He made being ginger not just a way of life but a way of being at one with the gingerness.

He made denim 100% heterosexual.

Also he was Lone Wolf McQuade.

He made me want to be homosexual.

[JuliusCaesar]

Does Bruce Lee bust into 'nam and save a whole freaking orphanage of Vietnamese-American orphans from being eaten by the Viet cong? Hell no.

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Does Bruce Lee bust into 'nam and save a whole freaking orphanage of Vietnamese-American orphans from being eaten by the Viet cong? Hell no.

/agree

[kenoneill]

this has to be the funniest chuck norris skit ever

[-PLAGUE-]

this has to be the funniest chuck norris skit ever

that is epic.

[kenoneill]

dang it i put the wrong one up

[mcdfatty]

Chuck norris doesnt need to mow his lawn.... He just stares it down and dares it to grow.

[-PLAGUE-]

Again with the epic obama norris ness.