Starport: Galactic Empires

Lets say you have 5 children, what do you name them all?

For me Ivan Sirko and Kohr-Ah both have to be on there.

Oh hug, I'm back... No one even knows who I am but thats alright.

The thing about me is that I can have sex with your wives and you won't care. Because I'm you.

Bad idea. Someone will get scared and have a heart attack and die.

Yeah, maybe 1/5 of systems have one and 2/5 or 1/5 of systems have asteroids in it.

Thing is I'm a farm kid so I can pretty much bite people in half if I find their lack of will disturbing. Okay, sob story. right. Well, you see I had this baby seal as a pet and I called it snuggems but then it was EATEN by my neighbors so I went to their house and said "Hold! Why do you do this thi...

Not that I have anyhting against hippies as there are many not so lame ones but seriously, shut up about this whole HYBRID crap. You know how much fuel I use up in a weak? 0 gallons. Because I have hugging legs! Just get a car that works and buy a bike. A car that works for long distance stuff and a...

Oh yeah, happens to me all the time.

I live in a place where every guy is trying to pick a fight with me and somehow I'm the bad guy for defending myself. And every girl is way to dramatic and overly emotional... Beyond anything portrayed in most movies... I'm serious. Its the worst thing ever. Then theres a few dudes n chicks like me ...

While we're at it, lets add electron storms, coronal mass ejections, magnetic fields, debris, gravity wells, whiteholes, particle physics, and smoke? Lag? who cares about lag? Get that new 500 GHz processor from IBM and put it in a quad core and we'll be set. :lol: Whats so laggy about a big sprite...

I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore If I tell a joke, you've probably heard it before But I have a talent, a wonderful thing 'Cause everyone listens when I start to TRASH TALK I'm so grateful and proud All I want is to TRASH it out loud So I say Thank you for the music, the songs I'm s...

Rocket propelled pygmified gerbil sarcophagus.

pygmified midget


EDIT: Ooops, sorry, meant pygmified midget, as in pygmy.


FIXED

Well I only have a dead moth a 47 dollars. Will that cover it?

No?

uh... can I just get the fembots then?

yeah that guy podded me once buy firing a beam of pure nukes at me. :/

hey, what I lack in brain mass I make up for with sheer invincibility... and giant celtic balls...

your opinion is incorrect! You are sentenced to death by means of draw and quarter at sundown.


Elephant Sarcophagus

I once got a carrot stuck sideways in my throat and then I at a few more carrots to try to "wash it down" but it was just another 9 carrots choking me.

I don't care anymore.

religion isn't so great, nor is civilization.


Wish we could just wander through the forests as our ancestors did once.

yeah but it goes all to the waist


Damn diaper rash...

BBQ hugged you! and carrots!


Wait what the hell does that even mean?

10K tokens = X amount of credits

X amount of credits = col cleaned

X amount of tokens + fuel = cleaned cols normally




X+X amount of tokens = amount to clean a col from far away.

This is the most balanced way to do this.

llamasaurus

General_Neox wrote:F*ck carrots

Dont talk BBQ about carrots!

akito wrote:

Chicboy wrote:
i'd like to see a new line of primary weapons, hardware, and buildings in the 50-100 mil range that are ridiculously over powered.

I would say go for it only if the above was added... really, what the hug are you going to do with 200 million anyway?

Your moms a nurse and SHE didnt think there was anything wrong with it.



lalu.

in my pants theres something bigger than you.

I believe somone needs to yell VOMIT really loud and then piss on a coffee table... after hearing the word VOMIT carrots seem disgusting. Only thing that sounds good is cream of mushroom soup with a really good bread to go with it. hug you... wait... what the hell was your name again? Well hug you w...

Cat hero for playstation 3.

No, I believe all humans are equal, the weak died and rightfully so. Humans are the pinnacle of evolution.

Humans are the strong willed infinitely superior hunter that strides along the forest floor spear in hand! Leaders, nations. All false, all are the way to weakness.